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Pairing: Spain x Reader x Chibi!Romano
Fandom: Hetalia
Genre: Comedy
Inspiration: ......
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"Lovi!" The cheery nation's voice rang throughout the large house. Romano shifted his weight as he struggled to hold to broom upright. "What, bastard?" He grumbled. Spain walked over to the young boy and smiled. "A pretty girl is coming over today so I want you to be nice! She loves children, and is very nice with a-" The Italian covered his caretaker's mouth. "Do I look like I care, bastardo? Fine, I'll behave, but if you two start getting hammered on the living room then I will blow it." With a swish of his head kerchief, the southern part of Italy walked away, huffing angrily.

In about an hour, the doorbell rang. Spain dropped the basket of plump tomatoes on the floor and scurried over to the entrance of his abode. Smoothing out the yellow colored apron on his chest, he opened the door, revealing your smiling face. "Toni!" You said, hugging him. Spain had been your friend for awhile, ever since you were recognized as a nation. He helped you, talked to you, comforted you, anything you could ask for! You had to admit, he was very cute, and he had to admit that you were as well. But neither of you could ever give away your feelings. It was one of those things in fairytales.

"[Name]!" He shouted, pulling you into a warm embrace. As he laid his head on your shoulder, Antonio detected the faint scent of (favorite fruits). Yum! As he pulled away, a tan hand grabbed yours. "Come in, [Name]! There's someone I want you to meet!" Guiding you into the living room, you sat down on the soft couch, taking in the designs of the room. For being a country that was once poor, Spain lived a life of luxury. A 90-inch flat screen TV, velvet chairs, a mahogony coffee table, and this was only one room! "Oh, Romano!" Your friend called. Something tiny wobbled into the room, and it was indeed a person. It was a young boy with a pink maid dress and white kerchief. His hair was a dark chestnut, his eyes a mix of green and brown. A curl stuck out strangely on the top of his head. "Lovi, this is [Full Country Name], the nice lady I was talking about! Isn't she pretty?" Spain asked. The boy, who you assumed was Romano, began to look away, his face as red as a tomato. "Si...." You walked over smiling. "Well aren't you just adorable?" You squeed, picking the child up. "I could just hug you all day!" You held the little nation close, smiling and laughing. Little did you know, Lovino was smirking and laughing quietly, but evilly.

For the next couple of hours, you spent that time with Romano. Currently, you were making pizza. You helped him cut the tomatoes and make the dough, since you took cooking classes from Rome once. Spain, watching the whole scene, felt himself seeth with envy. Jealousy made his blood as hot as the oven which was currently heating up. As he stood by the breakfast bar, watching you roll out the peach colored dough on the island, his face was showing the emotion of a rock: nothing. You, however, were completely oblivious to this. You were just smiling and laughing, Romano blushing and smiling awkwardly.

A couple moments passed by, and Spain finally cleared his throat, stretching out the collar of his shirt. You looked up, finally noticing his presence, then smiled. "Hey, Toni! Didn't even see you there!" You said, an ecstatic tone in your voice. Spain walked over, his face now stretching into a grin. "Mind if I help?" He asked, reaching into the refrigerator and taking out some shredded cheese. "Not at all! i need someone to help me mash out the tomatoes!" You said. Spain nodded and started smashing the red balls like he always did: wrapping them up in a bag, getting out a heavy object, and mercilessly banging it into the bag. You smiled, then took the bag when he was finished. "You look tired, Romano. Why don't you get some sleep?" Spain asked, pushing the little country away gently then focusing on you. Score!

As you began to smooth out the sauce, you smiled. "Romano is just so precious! He's such an angel, too!" You said, looking over at the Spaniard. The nation sighed, looking over at you. "I kinda wanted to talk to you about that...." He said. You put down the spoon and turned around. "Antonio," You told him, seriously. The words fit your tone, since you never said his full human first name unless you were being honest and serious. "You know that you can tell me anything. Just say it." Spain cleared his throat and began to walk closer. "You see, when you met Romano today....I saw how you were caught up with him. I felt like I wasn't there with you, as you ignored me. I guess what I'm trying to say is..." Before he could finish his sentence, a scream was heard from upstairs. "MONSTERRRR!"

Spain led you into Romano's room, and the little Italian was crying, holding his pillow close to his chest. "Is everything okay, Roma?" You asked, kneeling by his bed. He looked up, straight into your (e/c) orbs. "I-I had a nightmare.....a monster with blonde hair and very freaky eyebrows was chasing me with another blonde monster with very girly hair and wearing no clothes was right behind him....." You kissed the child's forehead. "Sh.....it was only a dream..." You said, smiling. But then you turned away, muttering to yourself. "....if you haven't met England or France."

Closing the bedroom door, you found Spain in the hallway, sughing to himself. He looked listless, almost finding entertainment at looking at the green wall. "Toni?" You asked. Antonio turned around. "Si?" "What were you going to say back there? You know, in the kitchen?" His eyes widened, then he walked towards you, and gently pulled you into a passionate kiss. "Te amo, senorita. Te amo." You blushed, and kissed him back, but was interrupted by the sound of a huff. You pulled away to see Romano with a pissed off look. "What did I say, tomato bastard?! I AM GOING TO BLOW IT!"
So I watched the Hunger Games today....:iconimhappyplz:

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AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS STORY WHATSOEVER! :la:

So I came up with this idea on a whim, even though it's been insanely overused. Chibi Romano is just so cuuuuute! I want to pinch his cheeks! Those little chubby cheeks!

Reader-tan reminds me of Belgium. I don't know why....

But anyways, enjoy! If you are going to fave, PLEASE comment! They're encouraged!

Well, I'm off guys. See ya!

Hetalia (c) :iconhimaruyaplz:

You (c) :iconsexyspainplz: or :iconchibiromanoplz:
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:iconashleynwoods:
AshleynWoods Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
"if you haven't met England or France..".


I seriously died here.
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:iconnyannyan1111:
nyannyan1111 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015  New member Student Filmographer
cute little romano Romano (Curse) [V2]  and spainSpain (Happy Cashier) [V3] 
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:iconthepokemonz:
ThePokemonz Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Phone Sex. Romano you lucky bastard.
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:iconmelixpies:
melixpies Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Are you sure the dream isn't real ??? XD
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:iconwolfgirl1267:
Wolfgirl1267 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014  Student Artist
HAHAHAHA, I LOVE HOW ROMANO CUSSES HAHA TOO FUNNY!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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:icons1mr4n:
s1mr4n Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014
awe! cute cute and FLUFFEH!

dat dream doe XD
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:iconanime2348:
anime2348 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014   Artist
Haha France and england
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:icontwinklestar05:
TwinkleStar05 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ahh Romano you finnaly show your true colors
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:iconshadowgamer1315:
ShadowGamer1315 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Pfffffffft hahahahhahah France and England XD
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:iconkittykatrocks12:
kittykatrocks12 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
So Cute and Sweet
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:iconsupergirl0987:
supergirl0987 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Student General Artist
Roma...
What do you want bastardo?
That dream you had...
Spit it out idiota ragazza! 
It wasn't a dream...
....
....Roma
MY FUCKING EYES! THEY'RE BURNING! BASTARDO, WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT RAGAZZA? CAZZO! 
Hey, Spain!
Hola Chica! How's mi tomate taking it?
*Turns to see Roma cussing so much that it would put Road Rage England to shame* 
...Pretty well. For what his eyes saw anyway.
Si. 
*Awkward Silence*
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:icons1mr4n:
s1mr4n Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014
*dies laughing*

road rage England PPPPFFFFFTT-
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:iconsupergirl0987:
supergirl0987 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014  Student General Artist
Everybody loves Road Rage England. THIS IS FOR YOU!
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*Le Commercial comes on*

Speaker Person thingy: "People on the road bothering you? Taking too long to get to McDerpyDerps and the guy in front of you is a complete asshole who keeps texting his third ex-wife?"

Dumbass who responds to speaker/narrator in the commercial: "Yeah!"

Speaker person thingy: "Well you need your Road Rage England!"

Dumbass's Friend: "What's that?"

Speaker person thingy: "Your personal Road Rage England is inflatable and easy to carry. He will curse like an Italian mobster and will immediately drive like a drunk Chinese. Warning; Road Rage England will get drunk often and fuck Drinking Buddy France. Who is on limited time offer sale!"

Dumbass and Dumbass's friend: "LET'S GET ROAD RAGE ENGLAND!"

Speaker person thingy: "Only available in store and cannot be replaced. Only available if in stock."

*continues saying random shit about the Road Rage England that nobody gives a damn about in the tiny fucking print that only pixies can read*
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:icons1mr4n:
s1mr4n Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2014
*dies laughing*

you my friend, you just made my day!
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:iconsupergirl0987:
supergirl0987 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Student General Artist
*After buying the Road Rage England*

Dumbass: Nope. He doesn't drive like a drunk Chinese.

*goes to shop to return*

Cashier Bitch Lady: Humbhmm. I'm afraid you can't return this product.

*clacks ugly-ass black nails on the counter thingy*

Dumbass: Why the hell not?

Cashier Bitch Lady: Weell... In the infomercial it clearly states that you cannot return this product.

*smiles fake smile while having Hooker Red lipstick staining teeth*

Dumbass: Ugh, fine.

Cashier Bitch Lady: But you can exchange him for your Drunk Chinese.
*take 3 hours for doing the exchange for no fucking reason and Dumbass still walks off with Road Rage England*

*Le commercial*

Speaker Person Thingy: Buy your Drunk Chinese now. On limited time offer!

Dumbass: OOH! Let's buy it!
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:icons1mr4n:
s1mr4n Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014
OH MY GOD XD

THIS. THIS IS MAKING MY NIGHT BETTER! (its 11:22 here in Australia)
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:iconsupergirl0987:
supergirl0987 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh my god! YOU'RE IN AUSTRALIA? I'm in the U.S.
:P
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:icons1mr4n:
s1mr4n Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014
oh yea

ITS SO FUCKING HOT HERE THOUGH!

its summer right now......I DUN LIEK THE HEAT MAN, ITS TO MUCH NYA!
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:iconlozgamer316:
LoZGamer316 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Teehee road rage England
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:iconsupergirl0987:
supergirl0987 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Student General Artist
Poor Roma Tomato...
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:icondementedstuffing:
DementedStuffing Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I fucking lost it at 'Road Rage England.'
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:iconsupergirl0987:
supergirl0987 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Student General Artist
NOO! Don't become insane like Stein!
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:icondementedstuffing:
DementedStuffing Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hanji1 Too late.
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:iconsupergirl0987:
supergirl0987 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Student General Artist
HELP! A RANDOM CITIZEN HAS GONE INSANE LIKE UNDERTAKER!
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:icondementedstuffing:
DementedStuffing Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I was already insane, my friend.
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:iconsupergirl0987:
supergirl0987 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Student General Artist
Yeah, I'm gonna take my leave now...*runs the fuck outta there*
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:icondementedstuffing:
DementedStuffing Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
THANKS FOR COMMENTING! 
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:iconmarshalyn4ever:
Marshalyn4ever Featured By Owner Edited Jul 20, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What if it wasn't a dream.........
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:iconlili-zwingli0912:
lili-zwingli0912 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014
"I-I had a nightmare.....a monster with blonde hair and very freaky eyebrows was chasing me with another blonde monster with very girly hair and wearing no clothes was right behind him....."


Words or emoticons cannot explain how much I was laughing when I read this...
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:iconikethecool:
IketheCOOL Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014
YOUR ICON, LOL, LISSA! TOTALLY WTF MAN, TOTALLY. LISSA PULLED IT OFF.

Anyways, great story!
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:iconblazethemage:
blazethemage Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh come on England's eyebrows aren't that scary and France... 


You know what I have nothing to say for him.
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:iconunwanted-immortals:
Unwanted-immortals Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014
90 INCHES WTF 
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:iconreikothejackal:
ReikoTheJackal Featured By Owner May 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
THE NIGHTMARE MONSTERS WERE ENGLAND AND FRANCE LOLLLLL XD
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:iconchrysti-the-goddess:
Chrysti-the-goddess Featured By Owner May 29, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
As soon as he started to describe his dream I knew England and France had something to do with it.
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:iconmarneyme:
MarneyMe Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014
Greenland... Because history 
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:iconhetalialover91:
Hetalialover91 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
Me be mexico and u be awsome
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:iconsmunoz2254:
smunoz2254 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014
South America Chile
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:iconanimefangirl4life:
animefangirl4life Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014
I AM EL SALVADOR... or the Dominican Republic. EL SALVADOR
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:iconanimefangirl4life:
animefangirl4life Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014
Sorry using my friends laptop my username is mikefangirl
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:iconpicklequeenofninjas:
PickleQueenOfNinjas Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014
Do I even want to know where he learned that phrase?
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:icondeaththekit:
deaththekit Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Poor Romano ! Being chased by France and England is like being traumatized for a kid !
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:iconanimefangirl4life:
animefangirl4life Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014
I don't know about that. If I were a kid I would mistake France for a girl and give him one of my moms dresses, and then I would be busy poking England's Cater-Brows. (I've seen women with beards)
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:icondeaththekit:
deaththekit Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Lol I'd like to see France in a dress...
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:iconanimefangirl4life:
animefangirl4life Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014
I would too, although he wont be as cute as Poland.
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:icondeaththekit:
deaththekit Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Nope no one is ever as , like totally fabulous as Poland !! XD
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:iconanimefangirl4life:
animefangirl4life Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014
You know I could totally see Poland going "It's not called being gay it's called being FABULOUS" Pewdiepie is cool :dummy:
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:icondeaththekit:
deaththekit Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Yes ! I think that Poland and pewdiepie are secretly realated even if pewds is from Sweden ...
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:iconalydragons55:
alydragons55 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014
lol romano....
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:iconsukawa-san:
Sukawa-san Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
hahaha that ending
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:iconpinkpurplegreenbear:
PinkPurpleGreenBear Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2014
Cool 2p Japan icon
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