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Pairing: Spain x Reader x Chibi!Romano
Fandom: Hetalia
Genre: Comedy
Inspiration: ......
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"Lovi!" The cheery nation's voice rang throughout the large house. Romano shifted his weight as he struggled to hold to broom upright. "What, bastard?" He grumbled. Spain walked over to the young boy and smiled. "A pretty girl is coming over today so I want you to be nice! She loves children, and is very nice with a-" The Italian covered his caretaker's mouth. "Do I look like I care, bastardo? Fine, I'll behave, but if you two start getting hammered on the living room then I will blow it." With a swish of his head kerchief, the southern part of Italy walked away, huffing angrily.

In about an hour, the doorbell rang. Spain dropped the basket of plump tomatoes on the floor and scurried over to the entrance of his abode. Smoothing out the yellow colored apron on his chest, he opened the door, revealing your smiling face. "Toni!" You said, hugging him. Spain had been your friend for awhile, ever since you were recognized as a nation. He helped you, talked to you, comforted you, anything you could ask for! You had to admit, he was very cute, and he had to admit that you were as well. But neither of you could ever give away your feelings. It was one of those things in fairytales.

"[Name]!" He shouted, pulling you into a warm embrace. As he laid his head on your shoulder, Antonio detected the faint scent of (favorite fruits). Yum! As he pulled away, a tan hand grabbed yours. "Come in, [Name]! There's someone I want you to meet!" Guiding you into the living room, you sat down on the soft couch, taking in the designs of the room. For being a country that was once poor, Spain lived a life of luxury. A 90-inch flat screen TV, velvet chairs, a mahogony coffee table, and this was only one room! "Oh, Romano!" Your friend called. Something tiny wobbled into the room, and it was indeed a person. It was a young boy with a pink maid dress and white kerchief. His hair was a dark chestnut, his eyes a mix of green and brown. A curl stuck out strangely on the top of his head. "Lovi, this is [Full Country Name], the nice lady I was talking about! Isn't she pretty?" Spain asked. The boy, who you assumed was Romano, began to look away, his face as red as a tomato. "Si...." You walked over smiling. "Well aren't you just adorable?" You squeed, picking the child up. "I could just hug you all day!" You held the little nation close, smiling and laughing. Little did you know, Lovino was smirking and laughing quietly, but evilly.

For the next couple of hours, you spent that time with Romano. Currently, you were making pizza. You helped him cut the tomatoes and make the dough, since you took cooking classes from Rome once. Spain, watching the whole scene, felt himself seeth with envy. Jealousy made his blood as hot as the oven which was currently heating up. As he stood by the breakfast bar, watching you roll out the peach colored dough on the island, his face was showing the emotion of a rock: nothing. You, however, were completely oblivious to this. You were just smiling and laughing, Romano blushing and smiling awkwardly.

A couple moments passed by, and Spain finally cleared his throat, stretching out the collar of his shirt. You looked up, finally noticing his presence, then smiled. "Hey, Toni! Didn't even see you there!" You said, an ecstatic tone in your voice. Spain walked over, his face now stretching into a grin. "Mind if I help?" He asked, reaching into the refrigerator and taking out some shredded cheese. "Not at all! i need someone to help me mash out the tomatoes!" You said. Spain nodded and started smashing the red balls like he always did: wrapping them up in a bag, getting out a heavy object, and mercilessly banging it into the bag. You smiled, then took the bag when he was finished. "You look tired, Romano. Why don't you get some sleep?" Spain asked, pushing the little country away gently then focusing on you. Score!

As you began to smooth out the sauce, you smiled. "Romano is just so precious! He's such an angel, too!" You said, looking over at the Spaniard. The nation sighed, looking over at you. "I kinda wanted to talk to you about that...." He said. You put down the spoon and turned around. "Antonio," You told him, seriously. The words fit your tone, since you never said his full human first name unless you were being honest and serious. "You know that you can tell me anything. Just say it." Spain cleared his throat and began to walk closer. "You see, when you met Romano today....I saw how you were caught up with him. I felt like I wasn't there with you, as you ignored me. I guess what I'm trying to say is..." Before he could finish his sentence, a scream was heard from upstairs. "MONSTERRRR!"

Spain led you into Romano's room, and the little Italian was crying, holding his pillow close to his chest. "Is everything okay, Roma?" You asked, kneeling by his bed. He looked up, straight into your (e/c) orbs. "I-I had a nightmare.....a monster with blonde hair and very freaky eyebrows was chasing me with another blonde monster with very girly hair and wearing no clothes was right behind him....." You kissed the child's forehead. "Sh.....it was only a dream..." You said, smiling. But then you turned away, muttering to yourself. "....if you haven't met England or France."

Closing the bedroom door, you found Spain in the hallway, sughing to himself. He looked listless, almost finding entertainment at looking at the green wall. "Toni?" You asked. Antonio turned around. "Si?" "What were you going to say back there? You know, in the kitchen?" His eyes widened, then he walked towards you, and gently pulled you into a passionate kiss. "Te amo, senorita. Te amo." You blushed, and kissed him back, but was interrupted by the sound of a huff. You pulled away to see Romano with a pissed off look. "What did I say, tomato bastard?! I AM GOING TO BLOW IT!"
So I watched the Hunger Games today....:iconimhappyplz:

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AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS STORY WHATSOEVER! :la:

So I came up with this idea on a whim, even though it's been insanely overused. Chibi Romano is just so cuuuuute! I want to pinch his cheeks! Those little chubby cheeks!

Reader-tan reminds me of Belgium. I don't know why....

But anyways, enjoy! If you are going to fave, PLEASE comment! They're encouraged!

Well, I'm off guys. See ya!

Hetalia (c) :iconhimaruyaplz:

You (c) :iconsexyspainplz: or :iconchibiromanoplz:
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:iconfnafisawsome1987:
fnafisawsome1987 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 16, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Does anyone else think the chibi versions are unrestibale? AND HAHAHAHAHAHA THE NIGHTMARE IS SO FUCOING FUNNY XD France and England are now monsters
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:iconangel-loves-anime:
Angel-Loves-Anime Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015  New Deviant Student Digital Artist
a
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
you
will
die,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!


ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.








SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.








AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.








NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?

EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW
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:icondementedstuffing:
DementedStuffing Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey, dude. How ya doin? You might need this:

v.cdn.vine.co/r/thumbs/DDA2612…

I don't like chainmail, and I really would appreciate it NOT left on my art/writing, but to each their own. I'm not going to get hysterically mad. Just here. Have a safety kitty. Sebastian would probably like it. c:
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:iconangel-loves-anime:
Angel-Loves-Anime Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2015  New Deviant Student Digital Artist
Sorry, and thanks lol
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:icondementedstuffing:
DementedStuffing Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
It's all good. c: Safety Kitty's got your back.
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:iconfnafisawsome1987:
fnafisawsome1987 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
It's just spam
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:iconidioticme:
IdioticMe Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
spam isn't cool kids
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:iconjill-of-all-trades11:
Jill-of-All-Trades11 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2015  Student
What about the food?
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:iconhetaliafangirl01:
hetaliafangirl01 Featured By Owner May 28, 2015
Roma is 2 kawaii~
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:iconprincessjo5:
PrincessJo5 Featured By Owner May 26, 2015
England emote France emote England emote France emote England emote France emote
Who would want to have a dream where they're followed by these two? XD
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NeoniZigzagoon Featured By Owner Edited Jul 25, 2015  Student Digital Artist
*slowly gets knife*



Only if you find a chainsaw or a knife in those drea- * interrupted *
France: Non!
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:iconavatarlover2:
avatarlover2 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2015
well i once had a dream with 2p iggy and france...
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:iconprincessjo5:
PrincessJo5 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2015
Oh Gawd XD
I honestly never liked 2p Iggy, 2p France I don't mind tho
But 2p Canada is my ultimate 2p fav OwO
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:iconavatarlover2:
avatarlover2 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2015
well im being 2p Canada for Halloween because my hair is like perf for it but my mom thinks people will think im a lumberjack because im not going for the Mountie uniform one because im in Canada,



you want a cupcake?
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:iconprincessjo5:
PrincessJo5 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2015
Cool! Meh, Hetalians will know who you are though and that's what matters.
And yes, I'll have one o3o
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:iconavatarlover2:
avatarlover2 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2015
*hands you a pink cupcake* so not in Canada sitting at my desk with a winter hat on eating a freezie as its hot af outside

if you have seen k then you know what im going to say



'I can smell your virginity a mile away'-saruhiko fushimi
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:iconprincessjo5:
PrincessJo5 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2015
*takes le pink cupcake* thank you
And I live in the Middle East so I have basically lived in hot weather all my life -_-
I hate hot weather, I prefer cold weather which is why I wanna go to Europe again ;-;
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:iconavatarlover2:
avatarlover2 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2015
you lucky little duck
it snowed until may I think or was it april?
I miss the snow, therefore im eating freezies like crazy
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Pastelskullz Featured By Owner May 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
:3 Spain (Happy Cashier) [V3] Romano (Mustache Laughs) [V1]  ERMERGERD TOO CUTE
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Lforeverisa Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2015
Awwwww my baby Lovi is just the most adorable!!!!
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:iconprussia22:
Prussia22 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2015
Kesesesesses
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:iconprussia22:
Prussia22 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2015
No I wish
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:iconfnafisawsome1987:
fnafisawsome1987 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Wut? U a cosplayer? *pokes ur cheek*
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:iconmisscrystalnobody:
MissCrystalNobody Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015
XD This is comedy gold!
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:iconrosemayliegottschalk:
RoseMaylieGottschalk Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
XD
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:iconwiecute:
wiecute Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2015
Annie Leonhart (Laughing)  [V1]  freaking Roma at the end "What did I say, tomato bastard?! I AM GOING TO BLOW IT!" HAHAHAAHA that's great Hetalia Prussia (Laugh) 
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:iconkitteh19:
Kitteh19 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Lol I figured it was England and France XD BLOW THE ROOF!
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AshleynWoods Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
"if you haven't met England or France..".


I seriously died here.
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nyannyan1111 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015  Student Artist
cute little romano Romano (Curse) [V2]  and spainSpain (Happy Cashier) [V3] 
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:iconthepokemonz:
ThePokemonz Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Phone Sex. Romano you lucky bastard.
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:iconmelixpies:
melixpies Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Are you sure the dream isn't real ??? XD
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:iconwolfgirl1267:
Wolfgirl1267 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014  Student Artist
HAHAHAHA, I LOVE HOW ROMANO CUSSES HAHA TOO FUNNY!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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s1mr4n Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014
awe! cute cute and FLUFFEH!

dat dream doe XD
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:iconanime2348:
anime2348 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014   Artist
Haha France and england
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:icontwinklestar05:
TwinkleStar05 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ahh Romano you finnaly show your true colors
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ShadowGamer1315 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Pfffffffft hahahahhahah France and England XD
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:iconkittykatrocks12:
kittykatrocks12 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
So Cute and Sweet
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:iconsupergirl0987:
supergirl0987 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Student General Artist
Roma...
What do you want bastardo?
That dream you had...
Spit it out idiota ragazza! 
It wasn't a dream...
....
....Roma
MY FUCKING EYES! THEY'RE BURNING! BASTARDO, WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT RAGAZZA? CAZZO! 
Hey, Spain!
Hola Chica! How's mi tomate taking it?
*Turns to see Roma cussing so much that it would put Road Rage England to shame* 
...Pretty well. For what his eyes saw anyway.
Si. 
*Awkward Silence*
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:icons1mr4n:
s1mr4n Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014
*dies laughing*

road rage England PPPPFFFFFTT-
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:iconsupergirl0987:
supergirl0987 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014  Student General Artist
Everybody loves Road Rage England. THIS IS FOR YOU!
------------------------------------------
*Le Commercial comes on*

Speaker Person thingy: "People on the road bothering you? Taking too long to get to McDerpyDerps and the guy in front of you is a complete asshole who keeps texting his third ex-wife?"

Dumbass who responds to speaker/narrator in the commercial: "Yeah!"

Speaker person thingy: "Well you need your Road Rage England!"

Dumbass's Friend: "What's that?"

Speaker person thingy: "Your personal Road Rage England is inflatable and easy to carry. He will curse like an Italian mobster and will immediately drive like a drunk Chinese. Warning; Road Rage England will get drunk often and fuck Drinking Buddy France. Who is on limited time offer sale!"

Dumbass and Dumbass's friend: "LET'S GET ROAD RAGE ENGLAND!"

Speaker person thingy: "Only available in store and cannot be replaced. Only available if in stock."

*continues saying random shit about the Road Rage England that nobody gives a damn about in the tiny fucking print that only pixies can read*
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:icons1mr4n:
s1mr4n Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2014
*dies laughing*

you my friend, you just made my day!
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:iconsupergirl0987:
supergirl0987 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Student General Artist
*After buying the Road Rage England*

Dumbass: Nope. He doesn't drive like a drunk Chinese.

*goes to shop to return*

Cashier Bitch Lady: Humbhmm. I'm afraid you can't return this product.

*clacks ugly-ass black nails on the counter thingy*

Dumbass: Why the hell not?

Cashier Bitch Lady: Weell... In the infomercial it clearly states that you cannot return this product.

*smiles fake smile while having Hooker Red lipstick staining teeth*

Dumbass: Ugh, fine.

Cashier Bitch Lady: But you can exchange him for your Drunk Chinese.
*take 3 hours for doing the exchange for no fucking reason and Dumbass still walks off with Road Rage England*

*Le commercial*

Speaker Person Thingy: Buy your Drunk Chinese now. On limited time offer!

Dumbass: OOH! Let's buy it!
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:icons1mr4n:
s1mr4n Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014
OH MY GOD XD

THIS. THIS IS MAKING MY NIGHT BETTER! (its 11:22 here in Australia)
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:iconsupergirl0987:
supergirl0987 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh my god! YOU'RE IN AUSTRALIA? I'm in the U.S.
:P
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:icons1mr4n:
s1mr4n Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014
oh yea

ITS SO FUCKING HOT HERE THOUGH!

its summer right now......I DUN LIEK THE HEAT MAN, ITS TO MUCH NYA!
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LoZGamer316 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Teehee road rage England
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:iconsupergirl0987:
supergirl0987 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Student General Artist
Poor Roma Tomato...
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:icondementedstuffing:
DementedStuffing Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I fucking lost it at 'Road Rage England.'
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:iconsupergirl0987:
supergirl0987 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Student General Artist
NOO! Don't become insane like Stein!
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:icondementedstuffing:
DementedStuffing Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hanji1 Too late.
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